– For every movie about Vietnam starring Chuck Norris, the historical duration of the war decreases.
– Just 3 more "Missing in Action" sequels, and that war will have never actually existed.
– Kenny G is allowed to live because Chuck Norris doesn't kill women.
– For Chuck Norris, every street is "one way". HIS WAY.
– Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
– Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
– Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
